100+ Funny Names for Cows

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One of my favorite funny names for cows was the one my daughter gave one of her bovine friends. She named the heifer Moolisa. If you’re a fan of Bob’s Burgers, you’ll understand why that’s hilarious beyond just adding Moo to the name Melissa. Anywho, here are over 100 funny names for cows to help you name your own bovine friends.

Don’t forget to check out our list of 100+ Funny Names for Chickens, Funny Names for Ducks and Funny Goat Names too!

100+ Names Funny Names for Cows

  1. Moondancer
  2. Beefy McBeeface
  3. Bessie Bovine
  4. Udderly Ridiculous
  5. Milkshake
  6. Sir Loin
  7. Mootilda
  8. Moo-lah
  9. Chewbacow
  10. Buttercup
  11. Moo-tiful Mind
  12. Moo-la-la
  13. Bovine Beauty
  14. Moo-nique
  15. Moo-sic Lover
  16. Sir Loin’s Steakhouse
  17. Moojesty
  18. Moo-licious
  19. Moo-zarella
  20. Moo-dini
  21. Dairy Queen
  22. Moo-tivator
  23. Mooma Mia
  24. Cownan the Barbarian
  25. Moo-tley Crue
  26. Beefcake
  27. Moo-tivational Speaker
  28. Moo-luscious
  29. Moo-cho Libre
  30. Bovinator
  31. Moo-lipops
  32. Moosician
  33. Moo-riarty
  34. Cowbell
  35. Moo-tang Clan
  36. Moo-ligan
  37. Bovine Bonanza
  38. Moo-lipede
  39. Sir Loin’s Royal Guard
  40. Moo-seph Stalin
  41. Moo-lah Lah
  42. Moo-donna
  43. Beef Wellington
  44. Moo-tiful Creature
  45. Moo-rever Young
  46. Moo-tastrophy
  47. Bovine Diva
  48. Moo-lon Rouge
  49. Beefylicious
  50. Moo-tant Ninja
  51. Moo-ber Driver
  52. Moo-torboat
  53. Cow-ch Potato
  54. Moo-nami
  55. Moo-dern Art
  56. Moovies Star
  57. Moo-nroe
  58. Bovine Ballet
  59. Moo-lan
  60. Moo-sical Genius
  61. Moo-chacho
  62. Cow-nfidence Booster
  63. Moo-luscious Cream
  64. Moo-ving Target
  65. Cow-nnoisseur
  66. Moo-rgarita
  67. Moo-se Knuckle
  68. Moo-moosa
  69. Moo-ster Chef
  70. Cow-nstellation
  71. Moo-ligan’s Island
  72. Moo-lah Llama
  73. Moo-tiny
  74. Moo-reo Cookie
  75. Bovine Wonder
  76. Moo-dern Marvel
  77. Moo-sic Note
  78. Moo-merang
  79. Cow-nt Dracula
  80. Moo-tastic Voyage
  81. Moo-llenium Falcon
  82. Moo-lipops and Rainbows
  83. Bovine Magician
  84. Moo-ver and Shaker
  85. Moo-shroom
  86. Moo-tahari
  87. Moo-chacho Libre
  88. Cow-baret
  89. Moo-lonel Sanders
  90. Moo-rray Christmas
  91. Bovine Ballerina
  92. Moo-licorn
  93. Moo-sa Love
  94. Moo-ving Castle
  95. Cow-abunga
  96. Moo-sic Box
  97. Moo-lificent
  98. Moo-sa Lisa
  99. Bovine Voyager
  100. Moo-ssolini
  101. Moo-tivation Station
  102. Cow-ffee Bean
  103. Moo-sical Chair
  104. Bovine Butler
  105. Moo-nster Mash
Cow with a funny name.
Photo by DIY Homesteading 101, Alina Bradford
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Enjoy these amusing names for your bovine buddies!